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For several weeks now, Prefect of Bajor Gul Dukat has been under the delusion that the Bajorans have managed to repel the Cardassians from Bajor and have claimed the station Terok Nor as their own, now renamed Deep Space Nine. He has a peculiar fascination with the main cast of his delusion, including a Starfleet officer named Benjamin Sisko, a Bajoran terrorist named Kira Nerys, He claims that they are in control of the station Deep Space Nine, and that the native Bajorans have become disrespectful of Cardassians, forming groups he calls “Social Justice Warriors” on websites he calls “Tumblr” and “Twitter”. This has been the source of his recent bizarre announcements over “Anti social justice” and “Real justice”. In addition, Gul Dukat has been speaking of other strange phenomena, claiming that there is a wormhole in the Bajor sector that takes anyone who enters to the Gamma Quadrant, and an unknown military presence named The Dominion that we should all be very frightened of. This is the source of his yelling at someone called “Weyoun” - he believes this person he is hallucinating, Weyoun, is a representative of this force.
Most importantly, the Gul has been raving about something called “Garfield” and “Lasagne.” Looking over his “Real Justice” blog, it’s clear that there is a deterioration in his mental state from the first time he started it to the present day, as his writings go from relatively eloquent - while still being fictional and deluded - into incoherent jumbles of extra punctuation and claims of The Garfield. He claims Garfield is a cat - a small domestic mammal from Earth - and requires Lasagne. Odie must be destroyed, apparently, to serve Garfield. This has been the source of his numerous “Odie hunts” he has held aboard Terok Nor.
Dukat has been temporarily committed to a Cardassian mental hospital, where we hope we can do everything we can to discover the cause of our valued commander’s condition. In the meantime, Gul Evek will oversee Terok Nor in his absence.
(A side note: upon inspection, the Starfleet officers he claims to be in charge of “Deep Space Nine” do in fact exist in reality, but Dukat has never had any interaction with them, or opportunity to discover their existence. Records show a Kira Nerys exists in the Dahkur province, as Dukat has claimed, but do not show much more than this. I feel these matters deserve further examination - if his claims about a wormhole prove similarly true, it could be a great discovery for Cardassia.)